About Us

A very real news source for all things Canada.

The Montreal Centipede is your premier source for all the hard-hitting news you could ever want. Our dedicated team is committed to bringing you the most relevant stories from the heart of Canada, ensuring you stay informed about the country’s most pressing issues.

Our team

Editor-in-Chief

"Some White-Guy"

Our dedicated white man is always on top of the latest breaking news. He just so happened to have been in the building so we offered him a job.

Research Specialist

"Slightly Ethnic-Friend"

One of the good ones, as they say. Found from some university in a foreign country, he came with one mission: Be underpaid.

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"Mysterious Entity"

How did she get in the office?